Girl, an ongoing series by Lora Mathis
I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.
JUST ALL THAT HE IS.
I’m going to miss this
Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?
He hates Twilight more than Stephen King.
“But the Bible says…”
Lana Del Rey: Born to Die vs. Ultraviolence
If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
You and that cat are gorgeous 👏👏
Awh thanks so much, as you are😘
the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry
"your wings are too big"